When fantasy football season rolls around, choosing the right team name becomes almost as important as your draft picks. After all, your team’s name is what your league mates see every week it can inspire respect, laughter, or even envy. If you’ve landed Jalen Hurts on your roster, you’re in luck: not only do you have one of the NFL’s top quarterbacks, but you also have endless opportunities for clever, funny, and even themed team names. Whether you want something witty, dirty, pop-culture-inspired, or just plain intimidating, this list of Jalen Hurts fantasy names will give your team the perfect identity.
Jalen Hurts Fantasy Names Dirty
For leagues where humor runs wild and a little edginess is welcome, these names are cheeky, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh:
- Hurts So Bad
- Down & Hurty
- Get Hurts or Die Tryin’
- No Pain, No Hurts
- Hurts in the End Zone
- First Down, Then It Hurts
- Rough & Hurts Ready
- Can’t Stop the Hurts
- Sunday Morning Hurts
- Touchdown & Hurts
- Too Hard to Hurts
- Full Contact Hurts
- Gridiron Hurts Therapy
- Play Hard, Hurts Harder
- Where It Hurts Most
- All About the Hurts
- Deep Hurts League
- Born to Make It Hurts
- Hurts and Giggles
- Ain’t No Safe Hurts
Jalen Hurts Fantasy Names Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift fans (and Eagles fans) unite! These names mix pop culture and football perfectly:
- Hurts Belong With Me
- All Too Hurts
- Hurts Era Tour
- Fearless Hurts
- Swiftly Hurts
- Red Zone Hurts
- Speak Now or Hurts Forever
- Enchanted by Hurts
- Style Hurts
- Blank Space Hurts
- Hurts You Belong With Me
- Midnight Hurts
- Lover of Hurts
- 22 Hurts
- Shake It Hurts
- Wildest Hurts
- Hurts Never Goes Out of Style
- All’s Well That Hurts Well
- The Hurts Era
- Swift Hurts Squad
Jalen Hurts Fantasy Team Names
Classic and versatile names that keep the focus on your star quarterback:
- Hurts So Good
- Trust Hurts
- Big Play Hurts
- The Hurts Locker
- Go Birds, Go Hurts
- End Zone Hurts
- Hurts Control
- Philly Hurts Pride
- QB1 Hurts
- Nothing But Hurts
- Hurts Business
- Hurts Express
- Fly Hurts Fly
- Victory Hurts
- Prime Time Hurts
- Top Gun Hurts
- Hurts Dynasty
- Green Machine Hurts
- Fantasy Hurts Kings
- Captain Hurts
Jalen Hurts Themed Fantasy Names

For those who love tying their team names to themes and wordplay:
- Hurts of Glory
- Clash of the Hurts
- Marvelous Hurts
- Game of Hurts
- Hurts Wars
- The Dark Hurts Rises
- Lord of the Hurts
- Stranger Hurts
- Hurts Nation
- Breaking Hurts
- Moneyball Hurts
- The Walking Hurts
- Hurts Legacy
- Avengers: EndHurts
- Fast & Hurtsious
- Hurts Kingdom
- Mission Hurts Possible
- Star Hurts Saga
- Hurts Creed
- House of Hurts
Jalen Hurts Inspired Fantasy Names
Names that celebrate his talent and make your opponents think twice:
- MVP Hurts
- Super Bowl Hurts
- Dual Threat Hurts
- Eagle Eye Hurts
- Philly Strong Hurts
- End Zone MVP Hurts
- The Hurts Standard
- Clutch Hurts
- Unstoppable Hurts
- Air Hurts
- Ground Game Hurts
- The Hurts Hustle
- Captain Clutch Hurts
- Fly High Hurts
- The People’s Hurts
- Game Winner Hurts
- Philadelphia Hurts Power
- The Hurts Engine
- Prime Time Hurts
- Built Different Hurts
Jalen Hurts Fantasy Nickname

If you like short, snappy nicknames for your squad, these work perfectly:
- Hurty Boyz
- Hurts Nation
- JH1
- Hurts Mode
- The Hurtsman
- Captain Hurts
- Hurtsville
- J-Hurts
- QB Hurts
- FlyHurts
- Hurts Army
- The Hurts Pack
- Hurts Mob
- Eagle Hurts
- Hurty Squad
- Hurts Up
- HurtsCrew
- AirHurts
- Hurts Gang
- Hurts Hive
Tyreek Hill Jalen Hurts Fantasy Names
When you’ve got both Jalen Hurts and Tyreek Hill on your team, your name deserves extra style:
- Hurts Hill Heroes
- Fast & Hurtsious Hill
- Hilltop Hurts
- Hurts to Catch Hill
- Tyreek & Hurts Express
- Speed Hurts Hill
- Hill Hurts Together
- Hurts Hill Hustlers
- Dynamic Duo Hurts Hill
- Hill Hurts Dynasty
- Touchdown Hurts Hill
- Fly Hurts Fly with Hill
- Hurts Hill Madness
- Hill Hurts Heat
- Lightning Hurts Hill
- Hill Hurts Nation
- Fantasy Hurts Hill Kings
- Hill Hurts Blitz
- Double Trouble Hurts Hill
- Hurts Hill Glory